Saturday, December 24, 2005

It's Alchemistry not that boring other stuff!

I bet you thought alchemy was alive and thriving. You thought alchemy never died a natural death around 1750! Well David Radius Hudson is convinced that there really is nothing to alchemy, and his discovery is vitally important to our society's well being.

Apparently he has found out how to turn Manna into gold. Hudson farther demonstrates his vast knowledge of the book of Exodus, with this account that can't possibly be his real words:

Okay, now we come back to the Hebrews who exited Egypt. All of the Egyptians that had this knowledge were slaughtered, and no one was there to bring them back to life. But the Hebrews had this knowledge, and Bezaleel, the goldsmith, was commanded by Moses to prepare the "What is it?", the manna, or the "bread of the presence of God", which was another name, they knew it in old kingdom Egypt. In old kingdom Egypt they had three other names for it, it was called "the golden tear from the eye of Horus", it was called "that which issues from the mouth of the Creator", the spittle, or it was called "the semen of the Father in Heaven". And if you take the white powder gold and you mix it with water, it forms a gelatinous white suspension, that, as a farmer I can attest, it does look just like semen, which we use to, for the cattle and all. Ah, that would be a good description of it, if I was trying to convey to someone what it looks like.

Basically this is the basis of all religions of the world.

Well that certainly makes a whole lot of sense. And not only is the historical and religious basis of this stuff sound, but it breaks no laws of physics either. Here is not a summary of this important discovery:

The ORME -- related to Star Fire, and also known as The Philosopher's Stone, the Elixir of Life, the White Powder of Gold, Ma-na or Manna -- is also an acronym for "Orbitally Rearranged Monoatomic Elements". The phrase was coined by David Radius Hudson, who has done an enormous amount of research on the subject (of which he has in turn shared with thousands of others). The word ORME -- perhaps coincidentally, or perhaps not -- is the same as the Hebrew word which means: the "Tree of Life".

Yes ORME (pronounced Etz Ha'Chaim) is the key to all chemistry and physics. Apparently gold is not a only a metal but rather is also a monoatomic element like neon. This monoatomic state is green in color, far more common than "normal" gold, and for some reason unreactive, in complete accordance with quantum physics. He then degenerates into perfectly clear "technical" jargon, which I suspect no sane chemist or physicist could possibly understand. But people interested in the Cold Hard Facts on the matter probably couldn't care less, because these monoatomic gold particles are the basis for the Philosopher's
Stone, jointly discovered with Nicholas Flamel, whose recipe allowed Adam to live for 930 years, but which was regrettably lost by Noah during the flood. Amazing stuff this Trans-Orbital Lobotomized gold, huh.

Radius tell many more deep, revealing truths, but we have plenty of time to go into them in detail.

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