Monday, October 30, 2006

Ghosts Part III - The Ghost of Jamesburg

A long long time ago, when I was a wee lad in Boy Scout troop 22, we camped out in Jamesburg, NJ. One of our members told really, really scary stories about a Ghost of Jamesburg. Everyone knew the Ghost really didn't exist, but I was convinced it was the Cold Hard Facts. Now at last I have been proven right. There really is a Ghost of Jamesburg and a whole team of ghostologists ready to study it. The ghost even stars in his own documentary!

But the best part about the Ghost of Jamesburg, is I can get in on the money, erm contribute valuable research. I mean everybody suspects the Ghost lives in the stupid mansion, but how many people know he also lives in _________ __________ (Location Censored so no one can beat me to the morons erm ghostwatchers). I should know way more about the ghost than South Jersey Ghost Research. I camped there, after all. I think that entitles me to sell "I slept with The Ghost of Jamesburg" t-shirt. Actually we should probably put something else on the shirts, but the point is the same. And for only a $3000 investment, I'll let you join me. Now is the time to make a killing people, because if we don't start soon, we'll be haunted by our stupidity for the rest of our lives.

5 comments:

Stacy said...

I think it could possibly be even more profitable to invent, oh no, hrm, were fortunate enough to discover another ghost that also hangs out at your made up hrm, I mean secret location with the Ghost of Jamesburg.

notElon said...

How dare you insinuate I made it all up! Even ask Eli, he was there! At least I think he was.

Aryeh said...

I was there numerous times, and i agree with notelon there is defitly a ghost of Jamesburg, Scouts Honor. Furthurmore I personaly was woken up on at least two campouts to be informed that my tentmate had been woken up by the ghost. From the South Rough Riders!!!

Anonymous said...

was it not troop 55?

notElon said...

Am I not Elon