Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The State of the State is Strong

I am sure you all listened in rapt attention as George Bush announced that the state of the United States is once again strong. But now the Cold Hard Facts brings you the stirring word of other state leaders, who were unfortunately ignored by our biased media. And I am glad to say the states of those states are strong.
Yoweri Kaguta Museveni, Great President of Lower Half of the Republic of Uganda:
The state of Uganda is strong. Or at least this half is. I heard things weren't going so well in the north. I'll have to check it out.

Daniel Miller, President of the Republic of Texas
The State of the Republic of Texas is strong. Sure we're the laughingstock of the nation, but our cause is just. Soon even our so called President Bush will realize that he is a free and independant citizen of our glorious Republic.
John Jackson, President of the Nevada chapter of Kleptomanics Anonymous:
The state of our organization is STR. Hey, who stole my microphone.

Stirring speeches all. And for those in the Fanatical League of Chemical Terroists:
THe state of Operation Copper(II) Sulfate is strong.

1 comment:

Eli said...

What about the state of matter? Is it solid, liquid, gas, plasma? Bose-Einstein condensate?