Biomedx.com, Your Reliable Source of Medical Equipment

If you're shopping for medical equipment, a site definitely worth looking into is Biomedx.com. They've got great deals on great products such as Flow Systems Analysis, where they cure disease by examining blood flow under a microscope.

But that's not the only Medical miracle on their page. You don't need to buy anything from them (But they paid me good money, so buy medical junk anyway), since the best medicine comes right out of your own body. That's is right, urine is the cure to all diseases. You see diseases are caused by stuff called protits not germs. Go ahead and publish all the sick puns you can think of in the comments section, but it's still true. Germs are only the symtoms of disease not the cause. And drinking urine fixes the root of the problem. Urine contains protits and drinking more protits makes bacteria and fungi devolve into protits curing your disease. But, as everyone knows, urine also contains white blood cells, so drinking it would naturally cure allergies too. In fact even in homoeopathic amounts, urine cures every illness in the world!

So why is something so valuable excreted? Because urine doesn't contain metabolic waste, it contains nutrients your body doesn't need at the present time. So why drink it, and force your body to make use of those nutrients, the same one it established it doesn't need. Because your body is stupid and doesn't know a valuable remedy when it sees one.

So that's the Cold Hard Facts, and the next time you use the restroom take a big swig of the yellow liquid of life, and buy stuff from Biomedx.com.