Monday, September 04, 2006

HIV doesn't kill people. People kill people.

Everyone says HIV causes AIDS, but do we have any Cold Hard Facts? Wait, wait I know you scientists will show me this picture and tell me those little bumps coming out of that big bump represent AIDS bursting out of a CD4+ T-cell, but I don't trust you.

Maybe those little bumps are baby cells budding from their mommy. Or maybe those aren't even cells. Perhaps it is some kind of cerimonial object. We just don't know.

Does the AIDS virus even exist? Is there any evidence for it? Right now the answer is no. The nice people of Virusmyth.net are awarding in good faith a 1000 pound prize for the trivial task of finding the mysteriously elusive "AIDS virus". Of course those good for nothing biologists would whine and complain the money is impossible to collect, but the rules are simple enough.

So what does cause AIDS, if not a virus. The surprising answer is AIDS is caused by AIDS drugs. People may think those cosyly drugs are extending their lifespans, but in reality those protease inhibitors and AZT are slowly killing them. But wait you say, what about all those destitute people in Zimbabwe who die of AIDS? AIDS can't be caused by AIDS drugs if people can't afford them, can it? Well over there, clearly it's not the drugs, but that doesn't mean we should blame the harmless HIV virus instead of some other, more reasonable, cause. In poor countries AIDS in actually caused by malnutrition. And AIDS in children is really caused by the mother having ingested steriods during pregnancy, so everything works out. There are many underlying causes for AIDS depending on the patient, but none is caused by the common factor of HIV. That would be too simple, and the simple explantion is always wrong.

Until next time, never trust a doctor. Only trust the conspiricy theories. Refuse to take your medicine. And don't worry about infecting others; there's no proof they'll get AIDS either.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot for posting this sort of misinformation without any reference at all to the satire which I'm guessing you're trying to accomplish.

It's all well and good to make educated people laugh but the fact is that there are plenty of people who will read this blog, take it very seriously, and go on an internet research crusade to justify their risky sexual behavior. Maybe you should try reading what you write from someone else's point of view.

Anonymous said...

your a fucking ass for posting that.... HIV/AIDS is an actual thing... i am a doctor and so were my parents... if you dont know what you are talking about then maybe you should go to meds school... learn something there ass

Anonymous said...

Just to quote from Anonymous "HIV/AIDS is an actual thing..." And...YOUR a Doctor?

Gary.

Not a couch said...

This is patently false.


Even if they were to show you images of the virus and a later mutated version of it you would still not believe it based on what? Would you willingly take an injection of blood with the supposedly non-existent virus in them?

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