Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Help a poor guy in need

With Valentine's day rolling around, my thoughts turned to this guy and his poor plea for help.

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If you or someone you know is a hot white girl who is not taken by an Asian or Black, who doesn't mind dating a loser and idiot, and who is not a evil racist Jewish person, please contact soothsayer1489@yahoo.com. That's soothsayer1489@yahoo.com and send him a valentine asap. The Association of White Guys Who Would Like A White Girl are looking for you.

And if you are rich businessman from Nigeria who needs $1000 to smuggle his vast fortune from Nigeria, the Association of White Guys Who Would Like A White Girl are looking for you too.

And if you need to send ten copies of an email out, or suffer a powerful curse, the Association of White Guys Who Would Like A White Girl is all ears.

And if you are selling drugs for old losers with sorry lives, what's a better place to make a pitch than the Association of White Guys Who Would Like A White Girl.

So that's soothsayer1489@yahoo.com. Call now. Remember anyone can be a racist, but there can be only one soothsayer1489@yahoo.com, and he needs your help.

2 comments:

Stacy said...

Call the ACLU and report Rutgers as a hostile school enviornment!!!

Anonymous said...

We all know the real reason asian guys take white girlfriends and white guys want white girls even though asian girls are often prettier. asian girls are normally virgins, white ones are not. This sad loser has probably not gotten laid since his last girlfriend dumped him for being needy.