The Cold Hard Facts

Scram! If you want the cold hard facts on every topic, you'll never find a better place for them. Don't check out the introductory post for details.

Monday, January 17, 2011

New Post Soon

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Sorry. These investigative dealies take much longer to write than the standard, "January 12: Life is great. Bought a new pair of shoes....
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Is a career in golf right for you? Man, is it ever!

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So I was minding my own business on Facebook when this popped up. I mean, I wouldn't have thought so, but it worked okay for Tiger Woods...
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

DiamondAura: Faker Than Fake

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Recently, I started to get interested in jewelery. No, it is not because I am thinking about getting married. I will nip that rumor in the b...
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Thursday, January 07, 2010

New Direction?

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I stopped writing on this blog, because I was tired of all the "fan mail" I was getting. I would divide this mail into three categ...
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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Congratualations...

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So this guy supposedly won some dream job which involves collecting $100,000 to sun himself on an island and drink piƱa coladas. But I'...
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Wasting Money Efficiently

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I happened to find this elegant concrete doorstop for sale. The doorstop is so elegant in fact, that it costs thirty five hundred bucks. No...
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Good-bye Shish, Hello Kufta

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I read this great cliffhanger editorial in the Rutgers Targum, entitled Good-bye Peace, Hello Lieberman . How do I know it's got a cliff...
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Most people agree that Elon Weintraub is a very boring, inconspicuous guy. He could stand under his own wanted poster for hours and never be noticed. He is unknowledgable about every subject, and consistently garners Cs in every class. All in all, Elon is the quietest, least interesting guy around.
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